| K: Where did you get those? Co-worker: You can get them at Office Depot, but um... we carry them too in the supply closet. |
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| Worker: It's not as bad as it sounds. Supervisor: Tell me how. How is that not as bad as it sounds? |
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| “Would you please stick a broom up your arse and sweep the floor while you run around too?”
-Overheard in the cubes |
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| "Well, what is he doing?! Because I haven't had any fun since I started working there."
-B, complaining that her office's "Fun Committee" chairman could be doing a better job. |
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| "Gray hairs are mean."
-Woman in a restaurant overheard describing her hair troubles to her dining partner. |
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